Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

posting

to chill somewhere

im posting in the crib

by 696XxZzPR0G4M3RGR4NDM4ZzXx6969 August 16, 2020

pestigon

A weird person with a FAT head, and a BAD, UGLY attitude, everyone thinks there weird

“Look at that pestigon”
“Ew ikr”

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Posting

When a drain that is cover with so much water starts a vortex it eventually disappears due to reduces water supply so the entire thing drops down revealing the drain grate draining water at a much faster rate. Named after Post 10 YouTuber.

The drain is posting, I can now see the grate.

That drain is about the post, come watch.

by WolvReigns May 8, 2021

petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.

Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro

by peacedit June 9, 2021

posting-wave

to post numerous times on social media

this morning, me and sheri went on a posting-wave and posted 12 new videos about our new cosmetic line thats popular around our neighborhood

by cheri2291 September 11, 2021