A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job

He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022

Persian

basics:
not necessarily iranians
not white
not all are muslims
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features:
big noses
thick hair
body hair
long eyelashes
full lips
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-exceptionally talented poets/authors
-the best food tbh
-unique cultures/traditions going back thousands of years

Person 1: Oh my god, can you believe she's not wearing mascara?
Person 2: She's persian, must be nice to have long eyelashes..

by coolperson_999 April 18, 2021

Persian Hot Dog Stew

The stew/soup created from the amalgamation of semen left over inside of a woman after being gangbanged and force-fed to all the contributors. Persian hot dog stew requires the semen from all participants and is best collected from the mouth, vagina, and asshole after a vigorous gangbang. Ideally the stew is vigorously mixed up immediately and force-fed to all males involved upon conclusion of the last cumshot.

Did you get force fed Persian hot dog stew after we gangbanged the chick from psychology class? It was a hearty stew, I think twelve guys contributed to it and she forced us all to eat it!

by Mr. Meseeks April 19, 2022

Persian empire

Multiple empires that ruled over big parts of Asia.

Here come's Assyrian Empire never mind it's the Babylonian, Median, ITS THE PERSIAN EMPIRE. wow thats big.

by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022

Persian S’more

The Persian S’more is a sex position, or act involving One person, likely a female, to spread their ass, as one other person, male, shits into the females spread apart ass. The male then nuts onto the females ass as well. The ass cheeks act as graham crackers, the shit is chocolate, and the semen is marshmallow. This creates the perfect, Persian s’more!

Babe...

Yeah

Lemme Persian s’more the shit out of you.

by TheReidShowSNAP December 4, 2020

Persian

A Persian is a self-centered ignorant individual who always try to steal other identity to feel better about themselves. For example they are far from being a European race and yet they claim Hitler claim of Aryan race which is hilarious. Now when it comes to social status they always try to portray themselves like Model minorities such as Indian, East Asian and Jewish communities while they resembles nothing of their achievement and nobody sees them as those groups except in terms of income they are close because of they mostly own restaurants and multiple gas station, almost 80 percent earn their income from doing business owned places but not top professionals such a high techs, investment and or medical professions.

John: Hey That Persian is very rich.
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....

by persianlier September 28, 2020

persian espider

the Persian espider is known as "Behnam" who scared a girl Avin in a sleepover because her friend Sophia showed her a picture of a spider and she was like " wow look espider" then Avin jumped out of the bed and started canceling Sophia then started crying. 💀✋

I will have seggs with the Persian espider

by seb and elena January 19, 2021