peckered spliff

a spliff which has a small quantity of cannabis in it.

oi mate thats a peckered spliff. Translates to oi mate that spliff is small.

by Olly C August 11, 2006

pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

pecker wrecker

A woman who gives you a Venerial disease, thus making her a pecker wrecker.

How did your date go?
Good until i banged her.
Why?
She gave me the hot dick! A pecker wrecker

by chonger November 29, 2005

wood pecker

Someone who gives head alot

as a hobby, not even for money!

by Dukie May 16, 2005

CHATTING PECKER

Chatting Pecker usually occurs when you have spent WAY TOO MANY HOURS CONNECTED TO A PICK UP LINE,usually followed by some sort of score on the side of the mouth or genetalia..

FUCKING HILARIOUS TO SEE..YOU CAN SPOT THESE PPL A MILE OFF...

chatting pecker example:

user 1 > soooooooooo wat time..?

user 2> uhh 8:00 call u back in 20 min tell u wer..

by 000000000000000000000000000 July 08, 2009

pecker slap

when one backhands another in the testicular region for being a fag and watches them fall to their knees in pain and laughs

shut up before i pecker slap you, you fag

by j-e-e-n-e-e-u-s February 21, 2005

Pecker Deep

word association of depth in relation to "Ground to body part" measurement

Hey you kids can go swimming, but only go in to the pond pecker deep.

by Bob Shepherd August 25, 2006