Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

barilla pasta

A scared little closeted executive that has a narrow focus on reality.

At today's news conference, I referred to the barilla pasta terror of advertising.

by Dreamitthendoit September 27, 2013

primo pasta

Primo Pasta is the nickname for NBA star, Andrea Bargnani.

The Raptors have traded Andrea Bargnani to the Knicks.

Masai Ujiri notes, "No more Primo Pasta! :)"

by Johnnydepp1023 May 18, 2014

italian pasta

Pasta originating from Italy.

I like Italian pasta.

by Self-Explanitory May 28, 2016

Deep Pasta

A type of Copy Pasta which often involves deep, philosophical, existential, or emotional elements which, though originally shocking or "awe-inspiring", have become null and boring through being constantly copy-pasted all over the internet.

Deep Pasta, (Noun) Man I saw a comment with a bunch of likes on a YouTube video once which made me think about life you know? Then I scrolled down and saw 15 other people had commented the exact same thing and realized it was just a Deep Pasta.

by DefinitelyNotNoOne December 15, 2016

Spicy Pasta

The act of trying to save one's relationship by "spicin it up".

Step 1: Lather hot sauce on any type of pasta noodles

Step 2: Toss the noodles until all of them are saturated with hot sauce.

Step 3: Insert the pasta into your partner's anus.

Step 4: Have the opposing partner eat the pasta out of one's asshole

The end result will connect the two individuals on a sensual level while also satisfying one's hunger.

Bro 1: "Yo man, my chick and I eat some spicy pasta last night in bed!"
Bro 2: "Damn son you two are kinky as shit!"

by TheSpiceiNNNator February 17, 2017

Face Pasta’d

Getting so hammered you have no choice but to eat the pasta with your hands by shoving it into your face.

My friend Dylan was so hammered he Face Pasta’d and ruined it for everyone else.

by Finesteinburg September 19, 2018