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paper scissors rocked

owned, i.e. embarrassingly defeated
Man, I totally paper scissors rocked you at Guitar Hero last night!
by Matthew and Adam January 9, 2008
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rest stop toilet paper

Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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Paper Mario

One of the best games for the N64. An RPG game were you must rescue the Seven Star Spirits and, as usual rescue Princess Peach. He is accomponied by 8 different partners with their own special abbilities that can help Mario on the way. The graphics are simple but the game is absolutly incredible. It totally beats the shit out of the new crap.
The only thing I find dissapointing about this game is that when in the end after you beat Bowser it just shows Mario and Princess Peach watching fireworks and no mattter what you do you can't save your progress or anything. And when you turn off the game You're back to the part were you last save. And there's too much dialouge which could also be a drag. But despite those things the game is amazing.
"Paper Mario is a beast of a game. Who gives a shit if the N64 is now considered dead technology it owns the shit out of new stuff"
by ireneeSAVESTHEDAY February 26, 2008
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Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.
The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.
by Myname July 31, 2004
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Research Paper

A written composition usually consisting of ten pages about useless crap that can be found much more easily on the internet by ten years that you are forced to write at least once to two times in your life.
Man I have a 12 page research paper due TOMMORROW!!! What do I do?

Don't worry just find one on the internet, change it up a bit, and find some bullshit sources and there you go.
by The DeLaney July 7, 2009
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panerial disease

A disease mainly affecting lazy college kids.

Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.
College Student 1: Why isn't Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.
by daCAkid June 5, 2005
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Toilet Paper

1. This is the shit ticket that your toilet eats
2. Once you go brown you flush it down
Is recycled toilet paper supposed to come in a tinted shade?
by Scotty Tissue November 15, 2010
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