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Renaissance painting

Any unusually well-lit, well-composed, or well-timed photo that appears in your Snapchat memories after a night of heavy partying, typically with no recollection of you taking it. The subjects of these photos are usually fucked up people doing dumb shit.
This morning I opened my Snapchat memories and found a picture of John in the fetal position in my shower after spending an hour yakking. That’s a high quality Renaissance painting.
by LigmaSugmaBofa December 12, 2019
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Big in the Paint

Adj. A phrase used to describe someone (or something) that is superior, strong, smart, good looking, and generally popular; a Haus

V. Being superior or strong (previously stated as "get good", now it's "get big in the paint")

Synonyms:
Haus, Alpha, Yolked
Antonyms:
Loser, Beta, Weak
Dude: "Bro, did you see how ripped that guy is?"

Dude's friend: "Yeah man, he's big in the paint."
by FartingSquirrel March 28, 2021
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painted the moon

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.
That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.
by teknologik May 28, 2009
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painting curtains

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?
by Bigcat69imlovinit June 14, 2017
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bitch paint

make-up that some women overuse to the point where they look ridiculous.
Guy: "Would you look at Melissa, she looks like a total slut."

Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."
by SwagOfNewYork December 18, 2012
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paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”
by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018
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back painting

the act of ejaculating on a back upon pulling out; cumming on the the back region
yesterday me and sarah got down and dirty, and then i gave her a back painting
by urban bro creator January 18, 2017
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