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Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.
Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!
by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018
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putange

putange is a Vagina!
by RaeRaeBabiee February 15, 2009
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Putang Ina Mo

Actually this word literally means go fuck your mom, not son of a bitch.
Putang means fuck, Ina means mom, and Mo means you. Son of a Bitch is actually anak ng puta.
by Millimo October 10, 2005
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putimeter or putimetro

meter in which you measure a girls "hoeness" .. comes from the word Puta which means hoe.. so its a hoemeter.
el putimetro de maria le dio tre vuelta cuando vio el dick de juan
by kc September 18, 2003
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puta

basically a slut puta is how u say slut in spanish i dunno why stupid ppl confuse this for a bitch.
me:you puta u slept with my man
Girl:im not a bitch
Me:stupid ppl are ruining this country its a slut by da way.
by sexylatina14 December 28, 2005
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hijo de puta

man "The little shit is a hijo de puta"
by McLovin Murphy April 27, 2011
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Potamus

Potamus- That girl that you took one for the team for, back in high school before you took off your training wheels; you know a lil old “nail the whale”. They are also notoriously known as savage individuals whose only concern is to consume large amounts of semen into any orifice on their body. They are always that “thing” that stares at you like you’re an appetizer and insists on talking to you at the bar and making awkward sexual advances towards you. Sometimes Potamuses travel in small packs consisting of 3-4, they hope to increase their odds of mating with attractive men in the NAVY such as myself. They are extremely dangerous exercise caution as needed.. They can also play defense for attractive females at the bar, especially when it is near last call for alcohol; every man’s mad dash for take home pussy might be thwarted by a vindictive potamus. Be warned, and stay thirsty my friends!
Example: See Cockblocker:

Man- Hi there, my names Tom!
Attractive female- Oh hello, im Sta( interrupted buy loud potamus shriek; sounds like an angry wildabeast/ape grunt thing).
Man- Throws a dog treat to get rid of potamus.
Attractive female: anyways I need a ride home.
Man: Score! Man one potamus none!
by SyndicatedEvil December 16, 2008
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