A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.
Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*
by Vince Noir February 17, 2008
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by Bazooka December 2, 2017
Get the a male prostitue mug.I sat at the bar and played prostitute or not-stitute until 4:30 last night. Turns out they are all whooores.
by jcav October 7, 2010
Get the prostitute or not-stitute mug.Her name is Laura in the daytime, and Larry at night time! She's one of the best prostitudes in the metropolitan area!
by Larry or Laura December 20, 2019
Get the prostitude mug.Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.
A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!
B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.
A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?
B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.
A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.
A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?
B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.
A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009
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Get the Prostitute mug.Prostitution a woman's nature. For those of you not familiar with human nature, men have the disposition to sleep with as many ATTRACTIVE women as possible so as to spread their seed while protecting and providing for the women and children they spawned. Women, on the other hand, due to our biological disposition to have children, naturally seek support. To keep the species going, men go after attractive women since attractiveness is a sign of good health. Women, due to the fact that we have kids, go after men who either have financially stable or affluent jobs. Basically, what it boils down to is that men want ass and women want cash. The women who call it exploitation are actually defying the feminist movement since feminism was a response against men dictating what women should do with their bodies based on the concept of “protecting them from exploitation.” Thus the feminazis are really the oppressors of women by holding us to double standards based on THEIR man hating morals and principles.
By the way, I am a proud feminist and sex worker!
By the way, I am a proud feminist and sex worker!
John (at a bar) -"How about some ass?"
Me - "Baby, I'm a woman, I need some cash"
John - "I'm all for prostitution. Okay baby, name your price!"
Man hating feminiazi - "Oh my god, a woman who can get paid for pleasure!? That's rape!"
Me - "Baby, I'm a woman, I need some cash"
John - "I'm all for prostitution. Okay baby, name your price!"
Man hating feminiazi - "Oh my god, a woman who can get paid for pleasure!? That's rape!"
by Raven N M October 22, 2009
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