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Plank

the inside of a vagina
did you wipe your plank
by Dogdogfeeble May 17, 2019
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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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carton of plank

Where can I hide this carton of plank
by Sanee April 2, 2017
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Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg
I made that wench walk the plank last night
by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017
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Plank

I'm 'bouta give you this plank, girl.
by Mesli November 27, 2017
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plank syndrome

The direct effect of one to many viagra.
Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome
by Halftime32212 February 13, 2017
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Planking

I'm Planking allday!
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