planks

a combination of please and thanks. Used to save time.

Can you bring that shirt for me tomorrow planks

by YaMuddaMan October 26, 2022

Formal Planking

Business men are to formal to plank.

So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.

Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.

by Fishingman December 18, 2011

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022

plank

A meme you see in a dream

I like posting planks on the popular subreddit r/thomastheplankengine

by CrazyPosadist October 3, 2023

plank

finnegan o brien (otherwise known as the notorious bigboyfinn) is the definition of a plank mf, saw him irl and I was like damn hes one mfing plank.

"damn look its finn o brien"
"bruh- that bigboyfinn is one planky mf

by hannanaonana June 23, 2021

ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

plank kink

When planking turns you on

yo you got a plank kink??

by swagmf420 July 21, 2021