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mental-plaque

Shit that builds up in one's head as a result of daily living and experience.

Mental tartar.
I need some mental-floss, there's just too much shit clogging my head.

Did you let the dog out? Uhh, I don't know.
by s6 July 19, 2005
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picking the plaque

When picking, or scratching, the plaque off of one's teeth to clean one's teeth of bacteria. This is usually done when one feels bumpy stuff on his/her teeth which is plaque or when one cannot brush one's teeth properly.

There are a few ways to do it:

1. Going to the dentist every 6 months.
2. Using one's nail to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
3. Using a sharp object of some sort to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
4. Any other way one would like.
One : Hey your teeth have gotten whiter, lately.
Two : Yeah! I've been picking the plaque everyday!
One : Wow! That's nice. My dentist doesn't even do that for me because he's so cheap.
Two : It's a lot better doing it yourself because it's more reliable and it's a free daily ticket to white teeth!
by Choysen July 25, 2010
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Plaque Conspiracy

Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.
Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.
by SlowAsBalls2 April 2, 2010
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Plagged

Being super drunk or fucked up to the point of passing out.
That girl was so plagged last night, she got furniture stacked on her.

He plagged out as soon as we got home
by plagger1110 July 19, 2014
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The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
by Spaz” January 27, 2021
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Plagerjism

Getting over stimulated in while in the act of borrowing someones pornographic magazine, and then return it with the pages stuck together.
I wont read and article that has been corrupt with plagerjism. I can't because the pages are stuck together.
by Brett Garner June 12, 2006
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prague

A beautiful city in Central Europe. Home to 1.2 million Czechs and countless ex-patriates; cheap beer, second only to the Belgians and arguably neck-and-neck with the Germans; a beautiful Old Town Square, framed by an Astronomical Clock and the Tyn Church, unfortunately clogged with tourists in the summer; and a number of production teams who help American film producers too poor to shoot in the United States. A charming metropolis soon to be overrun by a double-bladed sword of post-communist economic growth and tourism.
The only two Czech words you have to know are "Praha," or Prague, and "pivo," or beer.
by Jiri Pehe May 25, 2005
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