Pirate Cumsquat

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

anal dwelling butt pirate

1. Someone who enjoys anal sex way more that they should.
2. A homosexual pirate.

Did you see that queer-mo last night? What an anal dwelling butt pirate.

by The best john ever July 28, 2006

Pirate Punch

A punch aimed directly into someones eye with the aim of blinding them or knocking their eye out. Therefore leading them to wear an eyepatch or a glass eye - very piratey.

I gave a lethal Pirate Punch to Robbie, knocking him off the fort yesterday, he landed on a sharp stick which penetrated his entire body so i don't think his blindness of one eye mattered.

by Macdawg. January 15, 2010

putang pirate

A pimp who gets more action than jackson when it comes to ladies. A real playa with a predilection for putang - period.

I'm the PUTANG PIRATE, son. Ain't no pimp out there who be get'n more action than me, kid.

by Shiznik Chiizzvan May 13, 2005

"Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.

Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.

Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

by exptruth09 May 1, 2011

pirate drunk

wasted beyond belief (preferably on rum). in the final stages one's vocabulary is reduced to arrrrrgggggg!

After her 10th keg stand Kelli was pirate drunk. then she tried to hook up with Ryan.

by the boot September 11, 2003

Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013