Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

by Man from Monty February 28, 2010

perverts

perverts:(per-verts) pl n. - drooling, table leg humping, rabid man dogs sitting at their computers with their cams on clutching their calloused over used penis in a trance like state whilst watching bertha big butt porn and sweet talking even the ugliest women in chat rooms in desperate hopes of convincing her to show her boobies (or more) on cam.

lisa became so disgusted with the pathetic perverts online that she now blocks them on contact.

by lisa d December 7, 2006

Perverse

An adjective that describes one whose actions are not deemed to be socially acceptable - in any way, shape or form. Often times the adjective is used in a sexual context.

I am perverse. I truly am.

She demanded we go in the shower. She is a perverse individual.

by BigLarry94 January 14, 2015

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

pervort

an extreme, yet not intense, way to express the disgusting and sexual needs in which a horny person is excited.

also, is often used as a racial negro slur when offending an african american

may be used in a sexual reference

may also be used when referring to sea monkeys

can also be used when referring to the sexual pleasure with the creative use of marionettes.

-Portuguese Steve is a very big pervort because he is a fan of the younger race, children. He likes to use his pervortish charm to molest the children with balloons and dildos.

-"Yo man, you completely pervort, forreal yo. Pervort, you whack, bitch."-directed to black person

-"Oh baby, your pervorted ways turn me on. I keep dreaming of how you stick your pervort in me sideways."

-The little pervorts swam through the sea like a school of fish.

-"Oh, Ezekiel, i love it when you make the pervort touch me. Those strings hanging from your teeth really add in that sexual feeling."

by minutemaid bawls August 1, 2009

PERVERTISM

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!

Ew that's pervertism

by Jeffysayswhatsayin May 11, 2020