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Partnership Paradigm

The Partnership Paradigm acknowledges the positive economies of scale of committed relationships: As in business, the sum is greater than its parts & more efficiently executed when complementary skills/contributions & shared endeavors & pleasures are combined for optimized results & satisfaction for each member of the couple, & for the couple itself.
by ka the wordsmythe June 21, 2019
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Partners in crime

Partners in crime are like best friends but they tend to burn people. Once you have taken the step into becoming partners in crime there is no going back.
Me and Rayne are partners in crime
by Lucinda is Lit December 31, 2020
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the partners in rhyme

They are a local hip-hop group from the northern suburbs of Adelaide, South Australia. Consisting of two MC's MARCU$ MC & Cryptik Poet and a dj, DJ-Half-Life. They write songs, record them and they perform. They have heaps of views on their YouTube and Bebo.
Kid #1: Yo, you see the partners in rhyme last night??

Kid #2: HELL YEA I DID! THEY WERE SICK AS!!!

Kid #1: Yea!
by jimbo cones August 22, 2009
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carrot partnership

a ridiculous occurrence between co-workers in which both arrive to their shift dressed in the exact same target v-neck t-shirt. Chances are one might be a ginger.
"hey did you just see that carrot partnership?

yeah, i did"
by peetsissolame June 28, 2011
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protein partners

someone you share vag juice and shnoop with. Basically someone you're boning real good!
Allan : I am going to "KEVIN" (FUCK YOU WITH MY BIG DICK!) you someday!

Me: Ewww! I DO NOT want to be protein partners with YOU! You got Aids or summat...! EwwwW!
by wangqiu May 18, 2014
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Dating partnership

More than friends with benefits but still keeping it casual without putting a serious label to it yet (like marriage / commitment).
Group of friends: Hey dude, so you have been seeing that girl for a while now, are you guys committed?
Puli (the playboy of the gang): Hey no man, its just a dating partnership right now.
by Shackle_95 October 16, 2018
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Civic Partnership

A little known phrase relating to lazy men who endeavour to undertake no work whatsoever unless it is to do with a Honda Civic.

General everyday tasks are treated as huge challenges and then celebrated profusely, usually with cannabis joints.

However, if work is required on the Civic auto mobile, hell and high water is moved to accomplish goals.

Malnutrition is often associated with those in a Civic Partnership as the subject cannot afford to eat properly due to the over exasperated running costs attributed to maintaining the Civic. Premium grade fuel is often bought using various methods of financial credit to ensure that the car does not suffer from a lack of octane and low down power.

Civic partnership is often characterised by compulsive behaviour relating to the cleanliness and upkeep of the vehicle, however, personal hygiene standards often suffer as the user often only has enough time to bathe, clean and eat poorly as car maintenance dictates personal schedules.

One suffering from Civic Partnership can often be witnessed to sit in a vehicle, sometimes for up to 15 minutes after a journey has ceased. This is to ensure all is in perfect working order before the carriage is exited. Wing mirrors are folded in, all dials and switches are returned to the off position and any crumbs removed and consumed.

Those suffering from the ailment are very hostile when challenged about the condition, so please be careful when approaching the subject.
Q: So is he (the subject) cooking a slap up dinner tonight then?

A: No mate, strictly pasta and pesto as he's suffering from Civic Partnership.

Q:So is he off to spend that money on some nice new clothes then?

A: No, just to buy a t shirt from ASDA. His Civic Partnership is really taking hold now, he cant buy anything other than hi octane petrol and its driving him to bankruptcy!

Q. Did he take that nice girl out for a meal then?

A: Nah, he bought a new air filter because of his Civic Partnership.
by Schitsophrenic Lazybones November 29, 2010
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