Orbiting

When you spend too much time thinking about higher level concepts instead of getting shit done.

What if I did x, y and z in order to solve this problem to make it a lot more efficient at doing this and that?
...Nah, I'm orbiting too much.

by pawn September 11, 2012

Orbism

A contractual obligation to be anally-violated by a donkey, signed under false pretences.

The donkey’s lawyers were relieved to find that their client possessed a copy of the orbism. With this, the victims had no case, despite their valid complaints.

by Phil. G. Meng June 18, 2003

Orbital Battle Platform

Similar to wordGunrack/word, but much much worse. Likley to partake in stalking people on a regular basis.

by Coolmac October 14, 2003

Orbital Dystrophy

The popular deathcore/progressive/poopcore band hailing from San Jose, CA. Marked by their angelic leads and crushing bass lines.

Yo bro, you goin to that orbital dystrophy show at the macla?

yea dude its gonna be so fucking br00tal my grandmas tits will explode

by jkloljkloljk September 3, 2010

Orbi

A dumbass ginger with no life and always loses in a boxing match

Hey, did you see that orbi today?

by Just SumDumB22 June 5, 2020

Obituaries

People with an affinity for old, corrupt, and dying politicians

Putin has a lot of Obituaries.

by 047 July 6, 2022

Orbitz

1. An travel company available through the wonderful service known as the Internet.
2. A terrible soft drink that sold for about a week in 1996, which had tiny balls floating in it, that, according to Wikipedia (and my own experience), had the "consistency of soggy bread."

1. I booked a flight for really cheap on Orbitz.
2. I remember drinking some Orbitz back in the day, and almost letting loose a technicolor yawn.

by veXxv December 13, 2006