buyassed opinion

Someone's personal views/thoughts dat are tainted by either somebody else's having bribed them (i.e., "bought their a**"), or their having paid a fellow human for intimacy.

If da seriousness of his past transgressions had come up for a vote, Slick Willie couldn't have expected a truly unbuyassed opinion from da assorted females whom he'd had intimate relations with.

by QuacksO April 9, 2023

buyased opinion

A personal view dat's artificially affected by consumerism.

I try to be frugal and save money whenever I reasonably can, so I could likely give you an UNbuyased opinion on pretty much any subject.

by QuacksO December 8, 2022

your opinion

nobody wants it.

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

by francac March 21, 2023

Opinion

The truth of Natalie always being right.

JT’s opinion was completely wrong. Natalie’s opinion is always right.

by Natl3 June 19, 2022

Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.

"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek

by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022

Opinion

Something Twitter doesn’t like

Twitter users: do you have an opinion?
Person: yes

Twitter users: fuck you

by Eowwwatermelon May 10, 2022

Opinion bashing

A strange internet neologism of unknown origin. It can be interpreted as "insulting or not respecting someone's opinion", especially when it comes to a piece of children's media. Pretty popular with Goanimate and Deviantart people.

User1: You should not bash my opinion on Shrek 2! Opinion bashing is wrong and you should learn how to handle opinions!
User2: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Clipo September 8, 2024