When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.
"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."
by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016
Get the Calm Treatmentmug. Michael was giga calm sitting in his room playing cs2, listening to brazillian jazz while enduring typical screaming and backseating from his teammates.
by Shiberino August 20, 2024
Get the giga calmmug. by Old man Fowler October 21, 2021
Get the Calmmug. In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”
Alright calm down John
Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
Get the Alright calm down Johnmug. The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.
by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016
Get the calm yo gritsmug. Guy 1: Bro, I'm sorry but I forgot to bring the dildo.
Guy 2: Hey man, it's calm, we can just do intense anal sex.
Guy 2: Hey man, it's calm, we can just do intense anal sex.
by Pfoles August 24, 2020
Get the Calmmug. by I shouldn’t have to clarify ts December 27, 2023
Get the luh calm chillmug.