The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.

*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.

by beatgoon June 28, 2011

Beezay on the table

When you make 5 shots in a row during beer pong and do the shoulder lean as a celebration.

"Beezay on the table! Beezay on the Table!"

by Brendan Zelle a.k.a Beezay June 21, 2007

table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."

by Dot January 4, 2005

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021

Poop table

When 6 guys sit on the 6 holes of a pool table and take a shit in each individual hole

Pat: "Hey, a pool table. Wanna play?"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"

by Sketchy Jack December 15, 2016

Table Fancy

Table Fancy:noun/verb/adjective/etc.: 1. A person that is amazing. 2. a thing that is amazing. 3. The act of being amazing. 4. A fancy and quite perilous adventure. 5. Intense round of fisticuffs.

I am so table fancy with my top hat!

We went on quite the table fancy yesterday.

by Monochrome May 19, 2012

Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.

Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.

by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014