The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.
It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave
by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016
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by MayoNinja July 19, 2016
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Get the tacktickle nuke mug.1. An underground porn-star credited with having the best "technique".
2. A name you tell someone if you don't want them knowing your real name.
3. The physical act of launching nuclear weapons at the planet, Neptune.
2. A name you tell someone if you don't want them knowing your real name.
3. The physical act of launching nuclear weapons at the planet, Neptune.
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2. "I'm Nuke Neptune, bitch!"
3. "Y'all watch this! We goin Nuke Neptune! Yeeeehaw!"
2. "I'm Nuke Neptune, bitch!"
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by willyfisterbut45 April 19, 2010
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