Someone who ruins ever thing he touches. Derived from King Midas, the man whose touch would turn anything golden. Lord Shietus however has the touch that makes everything turn to shit. The destroyer of anything good. Friendships, possessions, and everything else can and will be ruined by this guy. Everyone has a Lord Shietus somewhere in there lives.
by Cheya Boi August 15, 2010
Get the Lord Shietusmug. Tony Stark: Alright just get over here. Please? Mr. Lord? Can you get your folks to circle up?
Peter Quill: Mr. Lord. Starlord is fine.
Peter Quill: Mr. Lord. Starlord is fine.
by IrishPotato754 January 2, 2019
Get the Mr. Lordmug. Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.
Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.
by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009
Get the Lord Patheticusmug. Man one: Dang these crackers taste good!
Man two: We may thank Lord Kramer for these wonderful crackers
Man two: We may thank Lord Kramer for these wonderful crackers
by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004
Get the Lord Kramermug. Just Lord Carrol but more casual. He is the type of guy you can get into a white van with. Always take his candy.
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