tig ol biddies

A term used to describe mammoth-like titties. Also a term to describe an intriguingly hot woman with massive titties.

Yo man, after she gave me a blow job, I strait up jizzed on her tig ol biddies!

by Bryan Steven Johnson March 29, 2007

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

The ol' Sword in the Stone

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.

oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky

by D.J. Dildo March 15, 2010

big ol' dick

A word Southern US folk use to describe when they are having a hankering for sausages. Also used to describe a dominos pizza delivery guy when he comes to your door, especially if his name is Steve.

See Neebs Gaming on Youtube

Hey Justin, I need a big ol' dick right now. I got a hankering for one.

Justin: Dominos is delivering a pizza to our house. The delivery guy's name is Steve.

Jacqueline: Steve has a big 'ol dick!

by Goldleader7 January 24, 2017

big ol' bunny

What Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin' says when he fights against Pico in the song track "Philly"

Pico: *untranslatable, intimidating autotuned noises*
Boyfriend: BIG OL' BUNNY BIG OL' BUNNY BIG OL' BUNNY BUCKLE UP BUNNY

by SireSatire March 18, 2021

the ol bait n switch

One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.

Johnny: How'd you break your neck?

Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!

Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!

by Metal Dan does Metal Dan February 23, 2011

Tit ol' biggies

Otherwise known as big ol' titties, it's an expression used to describe girls with extremely large bazumbas/breasts/boobs/boobies/balloons/airbags/boobsters/titties/bosoms/boulders/bristols/coconuts/melons/jugs/eisenhowers/funbags/headlights/honkers/hooters/knockers/tatas/windshield wipers/TITS. It's more fun than simply saying 'big ol' titties' or that she's got great assets. Ya dig?

Yo, she got some tit ol' biggies. Damn.

by BallaPlaya4lyfe March 8, 2010