oats

another name for cocaine.

"Hey man, do you know where i can get some oats?"

by suqadiq August 23, 2007

grab oats and honey

v.:the act of removing a large or medium size, wet bodag from the rectal pubic hairs. This will often result in the removal of surrounding hairs and excruciating pain.

"Dude your shit stinks, go grab oats and honey. NOW! BITCH!"

by Daniel Cichocki October 5, 2005

oats

When strongly agreeing to what one has to say.Just like saying "oh damn right"
Fuck Yeah

Announcer "Matthew Ridge is pretty ugly aye" ?

You: "Oh Fucken Oats Mate"

by Tom January 18, 2004

Cadet Oath

The Cadet Oath is a pledge that all cadets make :" I wil not lie, cheat, or steal, and I will report any cadet who does."

We all took the Cadet Oath!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

oatmeal crackers

(oht'-meal kra'-kurrs)

noun--They don't exist, but they sound seriously good.

"Pass me some of those oatmeal crackers...after you invent them."

by noodlehead January 11, 2005

Oatmeal Churn

When someone is so drunk, or just out right determined that they vomit while giving head and continue until the job is complete.

That girl was so drunk that she gave my an "Oatmeal Churn".

by Peg Leg's October 30, 2010

Lumpy oatmeal

Similar to a blue waffle but in regards to the anus.

I heard that there one lady has some lumpy oatmeal.

by Bradibulbus June 18, 2011