A variation of the Poop Noodle, named after the city of West Allis in Wisconsin. It is when you have anal sex with someone, getting poop shoved up you’re urethra, and then they give you head, actively sucking the poop out.
by mobypenis March 17, 2022
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The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.
The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.
The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.
The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.
Douche-noodle: Heyyyyy. Is that stripes on your jacket? I like stripes. Wow. Hawt Can I spill my drink on you then take you home so you can play with my penis?
Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)
Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)
Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)
Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)
by gin gin san January 15, 2011
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by jfkriete September 12, 2006
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After passing his number to the bartender on a reciept Joe proceeded to the dance floor where he performed The Noodle mating call.
I was so drunk last night I was dancing The Noodle.
I was so drunk last night I was dancing The Noodle.
by dagnythecat January 4, 2009
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by JizzMan89 July 26, 2009
Get the Floppy noodle mug.1. Someone that is so much of a noob, the person has became a nooblet.
2. A baby sized version of a noob
The term "noob" or "n00b" is a person lacking the ability in something.
The term "let" means that something is very small like a shoob"let" "Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time"
3. Nooblet is a person that REALLY lacks in the ability to do something.
2. A baby sized version of a noob
The term "noob" or "n00b" is a person lacking the ability in something.
The term "let" means that something is very small like a shoob"let" "Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time"
3. Nooblet is a person that REALLY lacks in the ability to do something.
by Aweex pee August 28, 2010
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Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)
Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)
College student 1: Dude, I'm tired of eating ramen all the time.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.
by 403forbidden July 30, 2007
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