The guy that seems really cool on the outside but smacks your girls ass when you aren’t looking, people aspire to be him but he really isn’t that cool.
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is such a Nolan. He totally smacked Jason’s girls ass last night.
Guy 2: I had no idea he was a Nolan, I thought he was a Paolo.
Guy 2: I had no idea he was a Nolan, I thought he was a Paolo.
by Nolanhater#15 July 23, 2021
The nicest man you'll ever meet. Will never cheat, and has a good sense of humor. And what makes it better he has a 56" cock and for it to not come out of the bottom of his pants, he has to wrap it around his thigh twice and shove it up his ass. Not in a gay way though, just so he doesn't trip on his cock.
by Gaynal March 13, 2017
people named Nolan are some of the most perfect people you could ever meet. they are an angel and people swear that they came from heaven because of how perfect they are. if you have a Nolan in your life then you’re really lucky because you will never find anyone else like them. they are one of the most perfect angels anybody could ever ask for. i love you <3
by Nola :) September 01, 2021
Nolan is the kindest person ever and he cares a lot about others. He is handsome, kind, usually high, has great hair, and deserves the world. He is also a chick magnet, a cat person, and loves sitcoms/dramas. If you ever come across a Nolan in your life, never let go because he will change you in a way no one else has.
"Hey did you see Nolan over there, I heard he has all the ladies."
"Oh my god yeah Nolan is so hot!"
"Oh my god yeah Nolan is so hot!"
by boykisser110 November 18, 2021
A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.
Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
by Notracistbro January 31, 2024
Lowkey a vibe and is hella chill. He’s hella tall and plays hockey or baseball. He’s hella sweet and caring. He’s also hella shy tho and dry in texting but hella cool in person
“Dude Nolan’s hella tall”
by Idekkk anymore November 19, 2020
by LovesNolan May 24, 2022