Nolan is… well what can I say? He is addicted to the ladies, and he tends to try and run if there is work to do. But he has a heart full of love and he falls in love fast and hard. If you have a Nolan you better keep him in check, but treasure him. Don’t let him drink to much or sleep around and maybe someday he will become the awesome dude he was made to be. The best way to distract a Nolan is to throw a cute furry animal in front of him or tell him he has a nice butt.
by TheUnderCurrent July 4, 2022

by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023

Subtly racist and misogynistic, a "Colm Nolan" is a sigma male unconcerned with opinions of "women" or his own consciousness. Colm Nolans often spend their time trying to achieve their life goals, almost always dominating other beta males, often into sexual submission. Colm Nolans often engage in intercourse with other males to demonstrate superiority (not in a gay way tho). A rare breed of alpha not to be crossed
"Man did you hear that guy was charged with domestic abuse"
"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
by Peep00 November 22, 2021

by Ethan mcandrew September 3, 2022

nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch
by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019

A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.
by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019
