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Nolan

Nolan is… well what can I say? He is addicted to the ladies, and he tends to try and run if there is work to do. But he has a heart full of love and he falls in love fast and hard. If you have a Nolan you better keep him in check, but treasure him. Don’t let him drink to much or sleep around and maybe someday he will become the awesome dude he was made to be. The best way to distract a Nolan is to throw a cute furry animal in front of him or tell him he has a nice butt.
Why is Nolan always on the can when we have work to do?
by TheUnderCurrent July 4, 2022
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Nolan

Some guy who works his ass off and he is really fit and hot and athletic
Girl 1: LOOK HOW SEXY THAT GUY Nolan IS HES MY BF
GIRL 2: IK NOLAN IS MY DREAM GUY
by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023
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Colm Nolan

Subtly racist and misogynistic, a "Colm Nolan" is a sigma male unconcerned with opinions of "women" or his own consciousness. Colm Nolans often spend their time trying to achieve their life goals, almost always dominating other beta males, often into sexual submission. Colm Nolans often engage in intercourse with other males to demonstrate superiority (not in a gay way tho). A rare breed of alpha not to be crossed
"Man did you hear that guy was charged with domestic abuse"

"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
by Peep00 November 22, 2021
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Nolan

ex. Nolan lays serious slammage in his bedroom.
by Billy January 24, 2022
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Tyler Nolan

'How do I look yellow man "

The clown prince of galway city

He has so much spoken rizz
by Ethan mcandrew September 3, 2022
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Nolan

nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch
Shut the fuck up nolan
You fuck head
give me back my oreos
by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019
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Nolan

A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.
Nolan: Hey Yali
Yali: shut up Nolan
by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019
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