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lightningbot

Lightningbot, also known as the fake company, loves to fake their statistics. They try to keep their bot count up with a great provider that earns money from Sayz Lim, known as Statix. Ben Paterson, the owner of Lightningbot, loves trains. He, unfortunately, can only afford to host his fake company on a $5 DigitalOcean droplet because he spent the rest on train tickets.
Lightningbot, the fake company, loves to violate the defamation law.
by BenPaterson December 12, 2021
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Lightning Fingers

When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart
Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend
by Sam Kent June 2, 2022
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Lightning Mcqueen Porn

Lightning McQueen porn is a really good piece of porn, my friend was the one who created it. It's the one where he opens his trunk and shows dick inside his engine
by ralsei milk October 6, 2023
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Kentucky Lightning

Hey! Where's Kentucky Lightning?

Idk, have you checked under the couch?
by Victoriathomas January 19, 2011
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Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
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Tossing Lightning

The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.
Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!
by Xtan Lee December 4, 2015
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liquid lightning

When a man gets pee on their hand and rubs it under a girls nose.

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez
Bro I got some I walked out the stall and hit my girl with the liquid lightning
by Weeechi August 8, 2020
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