Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

by MikeTSa July 23, 2007

Negative Cost

A client when buying your product or service can experience a negative cost if the benefits from using your product or service are greater than its cost. A negative cost can also result from a reduction in their costs from the use of your product or service that is greater than the cost of buying the product or service from you or it may result from some combination of higher benefits and lower costs.

Negative cost selling is all about understanding your client’s business from their point of view and being able to measure the benefits you create and the cost reductions you cause.

“A minor soccer team organizer approaches a professional team for a donation to help with their upcoming tournament. Instead of just giving them money, the pro team gives them tickets at a discounted price (say $25 each) which they in turn sell at full retail price (say $45 each). They keep the difference. Their cost for each ticket is a negative cost, i.e., -$20. This also turns all the local minor sports teams, the players, their moms and dads, grandmothers and grandfathers into a new sales channel for the pro team which helps to fill their arena or stadium. It also teaches the kids about entrepreneurship and self-reliance and they come to understand the maxim: ‘Give a person in need a fishing rod, not a fish.’”

by Prof Bruce October 30, 2009

neat like taco meat

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.

Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".

by Mike Lightner April 28, 2006

Negative 13

The belief or proposal that the thirteenth amendment to the United States Constitution should be abolished, therefore reinstituting slavery; following the logic that Abraham Lincoln was so tall because he was in fact a black man selectively bred for height who escaped slavery and posed as a white lawyer from Illinois with the goal of becoming president and irrationally freeing the slaves

"Although they are publicly supportive of minorities, conservative Republicans believe strongly in the negative 13 platform."

by Matt Wood May 9, 2005

neatmike

Neatmike or messy mike is a guy who is really neat. How neat? Well he plays car soccer wants to be kronovi and gets a Boner over Hellen Keller

Neatmike is gay ha•••••ha••••••ha

Tru doh

by Mikes x Hellen Keller May 21, 2018

Negative

The best movie ever, directed by Zach Lorkiewicz and Clement Wink

Released Oct. 28
Go see it

‎"Hey, did you hear about that new movie?"
"What movie?"
"Negative?"
"Yeah that one."
"Oh, sorry haven't heard of it. I didn't go to the premiere, so now I'm deaf."

by a negative person October 25, 2011

Joe Neate

You don’t know Joe Neate? He is the most bad ass real life pirate there has ever been. He loves new and interesting things so if you are someone who likes adventure Joe is someone you wanna be friends with. He is reliable and can often be found hunting down bugs and smashing them with his big ass feet. Oh did I mention he has big feet? He does. Because it is damn hard to fill his shoes. So if you have a Joe Neate in your life and you have the opportunity to grab a beer with him. Dew it! You won’t regret it.

I am about to go on an adventure with 2 of my friends and I need a 4th. I’ll message Joe Neate cause he is a bad ass and I know we will find new and interesting ways to adventure with him on our side.

by Hitbotc December 7, 2019