Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009

negahips

When a woman has hips that are narrower than her breasts.

"Damn, dude. That chick would be fly, if it weren't for her negahips."

by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010

negasstivity

a stupid, foolish, or stubborn persons' attitude characteristically lacking in constructiveness, helpfulness, optimism or open-mindedness.

“Damn! Dudes' negasstivity is bringing the whole worlds' happiness down!”

by bill b licious May 7, 2010

Negative Advertising

When a company of any kind makes an advertisement for their competition, in such a way that would cause negative responses.

1. Husband "Oh, hey hun. Just dropped Jake off at daycare."

Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"

"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."

2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"

Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."

Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."

by bamofo69 May 22, 2010

Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.

Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.

by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010

negatester

A protester, but negative. They protest against protesters. They dont like protesters, so they negatest...from their couches

I dont like what their protesting against

Dude, dont be such a negatester

by couuuurtneyyy August 10, 2010

negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub

by ghamin February 23, 2011