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neesh- paw

The action of squeezing another man's penis.
1)
mom 1: You know, little Mike sure has gained a fascination in his penis latley.
mom 2: well at least your kid isn't neesh- pawing every man in sight.

2) Caleb! Stop neesh-pawing your brother!
by pro neesh-pawer November 27, 2009
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neps

Nipples : can be either male or female but more frequently female.
" That girl has the hottest neps ! "
by ténti January 1, 2014
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neebs

you're alone or you have no friends.
used in the badland o fife...all other definitions say it's shortened for neebor but it actually means you have NAE NEEBORS.
DINNAE DINGY ME PAL E'LL BE NEEBS!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS!

haha look at ailsa, she's pure neebs.
aye, you fuckin knowes it.
by mr grrrrrrrr August 5, 2010
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neep

A period of sleep or a nap that is more than two hours and less than five hours. Very popular with college students.
Man I neeped so long i missed my class
by shadow goddess May 13, 2012
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Neep

The noise a geek makes.
That Star Trek episode was neat. Neep Neeeep
by Your mum April 16, 2005
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Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019
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neep

To neep. The act of sniffing where a woman has been sat. Yorkshire term.
Eh up mate, look at Steve. He's neeping her sun lounger.
by whistler February 7, 2004
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