I need sex

Something you say to hint to someone that you want to fuck them

Girl : "I need sex."
Boy : "Go get some"
Girl : "No I only want it from you."

by Dont you wanna know 12 January 13, 2011

My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

Needham

Needham is a town that many people judge because it is overall a wealthy town. The stereotypes that everyone is a jock, stoner, or popular jew name only some kids. Overall there are a lot of really chill people who understand their privilege and are totally open to meeting new people and experiencing new things. Every town has the rich bitches and the jocks not just needham. Anyone who says we have a bunch of douchebag jocks is just jealous because Needham is great at sports and has an intense sense of school pride because we pretty much own everyone. Everyone smokes weed everywhere and Needham is just an extension of that. Everyone just chills at McDonalds drunk and high on the weekends. Every bad definition of Needham comes from someone from wellesley because they are our rivals. Haters will hate.

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Needham
Person 1: Oh Damn thats pretty chill.

by realtalk1235 December 3, 2011

we need to talk

I need to dump you, and it's suddenly "our" problem/fault. Often said to be a girl phrase, is in fact used just as often by guys. When employed in e-mail, is an attempt to simultaneously sever e-mail contact and preclude actual "talk"...

emails: We need to talk. I'll call you.
Never quite summons up courage to call. Hopes like hell she won't e-mail or ring, and that he can skulk off into the night. Sign of cowardice, therefore an automatic disqualifier when it comes to relationship material...

by Robina22 December 28, 2005

we need to talk

I'm gonna drop you like a sack of potatoes.

Guy: "Ummm, hi Sallie, I really like you."

Sallie: "We need to talk!"

by D M February 10, 2004

1 man 2 needles

1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.

I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.

by Prostate Exam May 28, 2014

need

n. American Slang - to want.

Man, I really need to get that sweet new phone!

by BobCheesyface August 19, 2011