noob

n. Anyone who wastes his or her time posting useless crap on the Internet.

The guy that wrote that giant wall of text to define "noob" is a noob.

by Stealthbreed July 5, 2009

noob

someone who writes with zeros in place of o's

Peter: idk waht y0u talking ab0ut?
me: what a noob xP

by hehehe1028 October 14, 2009

noob

shite at everything, mainly games and life

troy, ur a one noob of a hell

by sturgis June 12, 2008

Noob

(The noob) plays bad and has little to no experience with the game. He also dies often.

No ons are beginners at the game or r just started playing a console like, Xbox and PS3.

You're such a noob.

by ReaperofSouls August 26, 2014

noob

WHO ARE YOU?! THE NOOB WHO IS VERY BAD AT GAMES WHO IS READING THIS DEFINITION. LEMME SPELL IT FOR YOU. W H O A R E Y O U? T H E N O O B W H O I S V E R Y B A D A T G A M E S W H O I S R E A D I N G T H I S D E F I N I T I O N. A noob is someone who literally sucks ass at gaming cuz they don't have a shit clue what gaming is.

Look at this noob. Look at him! He's got a tiny penis and can't even play a video game...

by h2008 July 30, 2018

noob

An ofensive word used mainly in mmorpgs to describe people that are new at the game or still have low levels and/or ask for free items and help.Most often used by erogant players that have been playing a game so long, there are cobwebs growing on them.

EX 1:
lvl 53:Move over I saw thatbag of gold first.
lvl 12:Oh well, I picked it up first.
lvl 53:Stupid noob!

Ex:2
lvl 3:I need money and free stuff!
lvl 89:Buzz of noob.

by dm,nerd November 11, 2008

Noob

A person new to a online video games like Call of Duty or Halo. Usually think them selves better than other players but aren't good at the game. Annoying and stupid sometimes.

EXP player :Shut up you ******* Noob!!!!!!!

Noob: O my God thuck my cock!

by Favnila February 23, 2009