noob

n. Anyone who wastes his or her time posting useless crap on the Internet.

The guy that wrote that giant wall of text to define "noob" is a noob.

by Stealthbreed July 5, 2009

noob

someone who writes with zeros in place of o's

Peter: idk waht y0u talking ab0ut?
me: what a noob xP

by hehehe1028 October 14, 2009

noob

an ignorant twat

wow, you are such a noob

by dude4.0 August 2, 2009

noob

WHO ARE YOU?! THE NOOB WHO IS VERY BAD AT GAMES WHO IS READING THIS DEFINITION. LEMME SPELL IT FOR YOU. W H O A R E Y O U? T H E N O O B W H O I S V E R Y B A D A T G A M E S W H O I S R E A D I N G T H I S D E F I N I T I O N. A noob is someone who literally sucks ass at gaming cuz they don't have a shit clue what gaming is.

Look at this noob. Look at him! He's got a tiny penis and can't even play a video game...

by h2008 July 30, 2018

Noob

(The noob) plays bad and has little to no experience with the game. He also dies often.

No ons are beginners at the game or r just started playing a console like, Xbox and PS3.

You're such a noob.

by ReaperofSouls August 26, 2014

noob

An ofensive word used mainly in mmorpgs to describe people that are new at the game or still have low levels and/or ask for free items and help.Most often used by erogant players that have been playing a game so long, there are cobwebs growing on them.

EX 1:
lvl 53:Move over I saw thatbag of gold first.
lvl 12:Oh well, I picked it up first.
lvl 53:Stupid noob!

Ex:2
lvl 3:I need money and free stuff!
lvl 89:Buzz of noob.

by dm,nerd November 11, 2008

noob

Anybody who is clueless, doesn't follow rules, tries to be tough on the internet, or tries to act like they know things they don't.

The rs2 private server communities, especially moparscape, is full of noobs.

by wintergreen985 August 26, 2008