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cis my ass 

A famous retort by Immanuel Kant after being heckled during the biannual White Guy Standup Comedy Tour by a group of gender fluidians.
Privileged am I? Well then, cis my ass.
cis my ass by Devbrook January 26, 2020

Pepper my ass 

Boy: I cheated on you

Girl: PEPPER MY ASS. GET OUT.

2020 my ass

Something your partner says when he/she wants you to fuck them really hard from the ass and when you hear it you gain enough power to do what you were told to do no matter how bad your day was(something like the 2020my ass).
Man comes back home from 8 hours of work exhausted and sees his partner waiting for him on the bed.
His partner:"Hey babe, I want you to 2020 my ass"
Husband suddenly becomes as happy as a kid that is given ice cream and gains the energy to accomplish his mission
2020 my ass by Geothegreat June 6, 2020

ratio my ass 

fuck someone in the ass + l + ratio
hey can you ratio my ass?
ratio my ass by maelleb February 19, 2022

Blowing my ass out 

When you have sudden explosive diarrhea
"sorry babe I'm stuck on the toilet blowing my ass out"

suck my dick and eat it up my ass 

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass