mushy

A person so insanely awkward that no amount of words can stop the overpopulating gay baby surge.

Josh is so mushy, the Hulk couldn't pierce this aura of awkward.

by asdfadsfsd October 3, 2009

Mushy

The droopy bit of foreskin at the end of the penis

"Look at the size of that mushy! It's big enough to cover a sofa!"

by hoodlesswonder August 6, 2009

Musty Susan

The act of having sex with and ejaculating into a girl's armpit.

I lubed up her pits and gave her a good ol' musty susan.

by Hillside Road Warriors April 2, 2009

Musty Towel Whip

when a group of men invite a virgin to their house, wait for him to fall asleep, then they all spoog on a single towel and rat tail him right in the fucking eye.

We gave Matt the Musty Towel Whip last night. I think he enjoyed it.

by Heath n Tripp June 27, 2009

MUSHY BISQUIT

Mushy bisquit is a game associated with bukkake, where multiple men start jerkin their meat at the same time over a fresh bisquit. Each member tries to blow their load as quick as they can onto the bisquit. The last person to spit white rain on the bisquit has to eat the (now) mushy bisquit.

I walked in on my gay roommate, Derek, playing mushy bisquit with his fag friends. Homo.

by Sectumsempra*** August 25, 2010

Mussy

What a transgender man has. He does not have a pussy, he has a mussy.

“Hey bro, I heard trans pussy is fire”

“It’s not pussy g, it’s mussy”

by mildretard December 6, 2019

Musty boy

Jaylen Calloway is the perfect definition of musty. He smells and dresses like a fool. Boi needs to stop buying his cleats at Ross

Did you see Jaylen, he musty a musty boy

by Ethansnyder September 28, 2020