micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag

Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies

by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018

Munchie-can

A short, annoying little person who is a total farm hick and doesn't like being called by this name.
Normally used to annoy said person.

Person 1: Hey, who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's (Raises voice DRAMATICALLY HIGH so person being talked about can hear) MUNCHIE-CAN!!!!
Said Munchie-Can: GOODDD DAMN IT!!!!! *Stomps over and hits you in the boob.*

by rawrimmadinosaur123 June 2, 2013

Munchie

A doofus who eats everything but food.

This morning he ate chalk and fake berries. He is such a Munchie.

by monkdoc December 4, 2023

munchie weight

Severe weight gain as a result of excessive marijuana use.

Wow! Michael sure has gained a lot of munchie weight now that he's a stoner.

by Thecat1098 April 11, 2014

nap munchies

waking up from a nap so zooted and fuzzy that all you can do is eat a fuck ton food. the nap munchies often include weird pairings of foods.

dude I woke up and had the nap munchies so bad I didn’t stop eating for an hour and a half

by roseybooty July 21, 2020

Man Munchies

When a woman is craving cock so bad, she will take any man.

Sharon has the man munchies, and she will be taking someone home tonight.

by FREDDY IN THE 863 March 4, 2022

penis munchies

Penis muchies
"Adjective"
"when a woman wants to be sexualy stimulated by the a male penis more often then usual"

Staci: geez Stephanie I need to find a guy and fuck him tonight.
Stephanie: girl shut your penis munchies haven ass up.

by YourNiggaSqualay April 30, 2016