Moongasm

To have a moongasm, one must be looking at a picture of Michael Moon while masturbating. The completion of the moongasm requires the masturbator to be consuming mass amounts of reese's and then must finish off into a bowl of doritos.

I had a double moongasm after lunch when I was alone in the break room. Nobody will touch those doritos now.

by Stephen Ricks January 9, 2008

monogamate

The person you are currently having a monogamous relationship with, with no desire to stray.

Peter is more than my boyfriend. He is my monogamate.

by Terri Tomaino November 9, 2007

Dirty Monogamy

This term refers to couples that engage in deviant sexual acts and practices for physical pleasure and/or a psychological thrill. The sexual acts and practices may involve other people, animals, and/or inanimate objects. Also, they may be consensual/non-consensual, distressing, extremely dangerous, disturbing, and/or socially inappropriate. Dirty Monogamy includes (but not limited to):

Voyeurism

Exhibitionism

Frotteurism

Fetishism

Pedophilia

Masochism

Sadism

Transvestism
Zoophilia

Necrophilia

Paraphilia NOS

Examples of Dirty Monogamy are Couples that practice "swinging" or "mate-swapping", having sex in public places, performing BDSM, or role-reversal/role-playing.

by Ocean Darksun September 24, 2011

Moonbathing

Farting whilst staring at the moon.

beer+patio+moon= inevitable moonbathing.

by kozknows June 2, 2008

mongal

to rip some one off

"that pussy tried to mangal me"
"wtf i got mongaled at the dealership"

by gfhfkj March 14, 2009

monga

a word to put in front of a word in place of very

1."That girl was monga hott"
2. "That bitch is monga big"

by Austin_58 June 18, 2007

Mooncat

1. the term for a shaven pubic area.
2. an ugly cat.

'yeah, so i fucked this one chick with a mooncat...looked like she was six years old.'

by SentinelDeMilo April 8, 2005