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Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.
Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.
by Beezunquette August 8, 2023
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Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.
A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.
by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020
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Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.
by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021
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Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.
My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!
by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021
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Hot Mongolian

When you have sexual intercourse and contract an STD/STI from an Asian hooker
I should not have had sex with that Asian chick She gave me the Hot Mongolian dick
by Hot Mongolian June 7, 2022
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Mongolian Lima bean

The Mongolian Lima bean is magical sexual encounter where the man heads south on his female counterpart and performs traditional Mongolian throat singing which allows the sensational vibrations to “flick the bean” and help the woman reach her climax
Jazz keeps talking about how her man performed the Mongolian Lima Bean last night and she has been floating ever since.
by Koni Rinib November 27, 2022
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Mongolians

chinii eej. if you don't know what that means, you're not mongolian.
mongolians say chinii eej.
by chiniieej January 2, 2022
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