Monica

A girl who is pretty but is a bitch. she makes fun of other people for being flat when she is fucking concave as all hell. she is constantly fishing for compliments and is a thirsty hoe. She is always telling you who you can and can't like and if you say something like mac n' cheese she will be like "OMG DONT SAY THAT" and she is constantly on snapchat saying how she is fat when in reality she is not. Monica is the kind of person who will hang out with all of the hot guys and never let anyone else talk to them. Monica is a hoe who will bend over for any hot guy she sees. Monica is a slut.

God don't be such a monica

by slasher34 June 5, 2018

Monica

Someone who is not to be trusted. If you are dating her she will control your very existence down to the shoes that you wear. She seems sweet but she is actually plotting your demise. She is anorexic and makes her children feel as though food is the devil. Food is not the devil, she is. She is just god awful and if you get the chance, run. Don't turn your back to her because she will stab it when she gets the chance. She is like a spider and you will get eaten if you fall into her web. OH wait, I forgot, she doesn't eat. She is the spawn of Satan and is on a whole new level of evil.

Person 1: Did you see that pale skeleton in a backwards jean mini skirt?

Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.

Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!

Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.

by FUNNYBUN June 23, 2016

Muneca

A beautiful Dominican/Puertorican girl with long wavy brownish black hair , colored eyes, and a beautiful smile with big lips. She got a phattyyyy and some nice 🍒. She good vibes and one to fall in love with.

Some boy: “Ayoo that’s muneca bro?”

Other boy: “yeah shordy bad asf”

by munecaissobadddd March 26, 2020

Monica

A controlling, but loving individual. She loves attention, and is very popular. She sticks by your side no matter what happens in life. Monica has a sweet smile, but no none on the planet can say 'no' to her.

Monica- hey, can I get your number?
Guy- sure thing, Monica!

by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018

Monica

Latin derived from "One who has many men"
Unfaithful /Cheater/Adulterer
Slut/Whore/Used by men

Not to be trusted
Carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases
Jealous

Dope whore

"Watch out man, you'll end up with a wicked Monica!"
"Banged that house and got a Monica!"

by The Mark Legend October 6, 2018

Monica

If you watch pewdiepie you should know

Hej hej Monica hej buddy monica

by Pewdfan June 11, 2019

Monica

Monica

Monica went to the store

by anonymous November 23, 2021