The Four Horsemen of the modern day that signal the coming of the apocalypse. These are their past names and their modern reincarnation names.
War : Rucka Rucka Ali
Famine : Kim Jong Il
Pestilence : Justin Bieber
Death : Mel Gibson
When the Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: They will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. The seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.
War : Rucka Rucka Ali
Famine : Kim Jong Il
Pestilence : Justin Bieber
Death : Mel Gibson
When the Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: They will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. The seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.
Guy 1: Dude its happening!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse! They are all meeting in Florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
Guy 2: Awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just retarded.
Guy 1: ... Possibly. How much you got?
Guy 2:Screw off
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse! They are all meeting in Florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
Guy 2: Awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just retarded.
Guy 1: ... Possibly. How much you got?
Guy 2:Screw off
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It seems that everyone assumes it'll be good before it comes out. This may be true when you're a scrub that only plays team death match and think you're UlTrraA Pr0zzzz and have a gamer tag something like "iTz a55fuck3r" or "Bob3535235445354354343534543543543453453453543"
In reality this game will be a huge failure by comparison to Modern Warfare. The death streaks prove alone prove this game will cater to mopes of all variety. Triple health? Really?
This really will be an FPS for retards.
But hey, at least we get new guns...
It seems that everyone assumes it'll be good before it comes out. This may be true when you're a scrub that only plays team death match and think you're UlTrraA Pr0zzzz and have a gamer tag something like "iTz a55fuck3r" or "Bob3535235445354354343534543543543453453453543"
In reality this game will be a huge failure by comparison to Modern Warfare. The death streaks prove alone prove this game will cater to mopes of all variety. Triple health? Really?
This really will be an FPS for retards.
But hey, at least we get new guns...
TDM Scrub: "Man, I really wish I could have triple health after my tenth death. It's not enough to have three frag, juggernaut, steady aim/martyrdom/last stand with a P90 and kill cam!!11"
Me: "Dude, you realize how terrible this game is actually gonna turn out to be, right?"
TDM Scrub: "BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO OPERATE A S00P3R C00L AIRPLANE!1 I'll be able to lunge with my knife now!! AND I'll be able to use the perk to make me run faster and jump over different obstacles!!1 Modern Warfare 2 is GONNA BE SO KEWL MAYNE!"
Me: "Get the fuck back to Halo."
Me: "Dude, you realize how terrible this game is actually gonna turn out to be, right?"
TDM Scrub: "BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO OPERATE A S00P3R C00L AIRPLANE!1 I'll be able to lunge with my knife now!! AND I'll be able to use the perk to make me run faster and jump over different obstacles!!1 Modern Warfare 2 is GONNA BE SO KEWL MAYNE!"
Me: "Get the fuck back to Halo."
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A feminist who represents a stage of feministical development coming after post-modernism. Whatever the hell THAT means.
A mere post-modern feminist is capable of achieving the same dazzling heights of assholism as a POST-post-modern feminist.
Feminism as a whole has gotten a tremendous boost from post-modernism.
A mere post-modern feminist is capable of achieving the same dazzling heights of assholism as a POST-post-modern feminist.
Feminism as a whole has gotten a tremendous boost from post-modernism.
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Get the Post-Post-Modern Feminist mug.A game that has a much better team of developers then Black Ops. A game where you can just play the game. Not have to be pro. Have the ability to quickscope without getting banned some-fucking how. a game when grenades and noob tube were realistic. A game where the guns dont get patched to be even shittier. A game where people can make friends and not have annoying ass trolls pretending they are black and can hack you. Those were the good ol' days.
(Meanwhile, here) ((During MW2)
Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!
Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!
(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)
Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!
Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.
(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops
Player 1: hey man
Player 2: hey whats up?
Player 3: shut up
Player 1: ? what?
Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.
Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!
Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!
(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)
Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!
Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.
(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops
Player 1: hey man
Player 2: hey whats up?
Player 3: shut up
Player 1: ? what?
Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.
by its cause im black, isent it. June 29, 2011
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-Hey you gettin Call of Duty 6
-What dont call it that its Modern Warfare 2... Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
-y should I call it that
-It gonna b such a great game so why don't u just call it the REAL way
-What dont call it that its Modern Warfare 2... Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
-y should I call it that
-It gonna b such a great game so why don't u just call it the REAL way
by Davidsta March 28, 2009
Get the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 mug.A modernist is a model citizen that Tony Blair would be proud of. Everything has to be new for them, they frown upon and mock anything old or historic. They like and welcome immigrants and neds, they make your heart glad, apparently, and of course they vote labour.
by Fight these darn people! February 28, 2005
Get the Modernist mug.Most often described as; history of the God's or greatest History too ever exist. Studies partaken by world renowned scientists have clinically proven that studying Modern History leads to an increased sized genital although studies have also shown that you must already have an 8 inch penis to be doing the subject in the first place whereas in ancient history you are not allowed to have a penis so you can understand how the ancient civilizations felt, eg Sparta, An alarming rate of homosexuality is also shown among Students studying ancient history but studies have not yet proven whether these are natural tendencies or forced upon by the study of the subject. The Department of Education is lobbying to replace English as the only compulsory subject in Year 12 and make it Modern History as there is the belief that Modern History shaped how we live today, our whole society and cultural beliefs, thus there is nothing more important to study. God himslef once stated in a rare appearance that without modern history the world would be no more as he would cap the worlds ass as there would be nothing left to live for.
john:Hey look at that handsome looking kid over there.
jack:Yeah he is the school captain, gets all the ladies and is averaging 99.999999 in all his tests!
john:Oh he must do Modern History?
jack:He sure does, he does 5 units of it.
john:oh! Isn't that impossible?
jack:Nothing is impossible with Modern History!
jack:Yeah he is the school captain, gets all the ladies and is averaging 99.999999 in all his tests!
john:Oh he must do Modern History?
jack:He sure does, he does 5 units of it.
john:oh! Isn't that impossible?
jack:Nothing is impossible with Modern History!
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