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moan-sigh theory

A theory developed that shows the moans are the inverse of sighs. Where moans go up then down in tone, sighs go down then up in tone. This theory is useful for people learning Chinese, or taking Mandarin/Cantonese as a Second Language.
According to the moan-sigh theory, the essence of pronunciation for mandarin characters with the 3rd tone is comparable to that of a sigh, or the inverse of a sigh - known as a moan.
by turtle_ia February 26, 2023
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Moan

If you hear this from your parent's room there is a 50% chance that you'll have a baby sibling in a bit.
Little Girl To Her Teacher: Mommy was making wierd noises like: *Moans*.
The Teacher: ...
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moanster

noun:
a person affected by a chronic vocal disorder manifesting itself in extremely boisterous moaning whilst receiving sexual gratification, often to the detriment of persons in the near vicinity, including roommates, family, and neighbors.
OOOAAWOAAAOA!

"Shhhhhh, stop that, my parents are home!"

AAWWAOOOAAWAOO!

"Shhh! They will hear us you fucking moanster!"
by TrumpetStrumpet July 6, 2023
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fuzzy moan bone

1: a pubic hair style which entails shaving all of the hair except that which grows on the shaft of the penis.

2: an event after sex with a woman with a full bush, where some of her pubic hair is glued to your penis with cum.
1: Hey, man! I just shaved my junk into the Abraham Lincoln!

Wait a minute, bud. You gotta try out the fuzzy moan bone. Women love that shit.

2: Dude, last night I pulled out of this girl and my shaft was covered in her pubes. She called it the fuzzy moan bone.
by Axenukkapoon August 26, 2013
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ass moan

1. the process by which one expels ones own flatulence with pleasurable effect
2. farts
ex. After I fucked my own stomach with this meal, I ass moaned.
by lalalahumans June 12, 2014
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Doctor Moangroan

Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.
It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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Donkey moan

What the hell is that?” “Oh. That’s just my donkey moaning.”
by DrDonkey August 12, 2021
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