Anal Monday

It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass

Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy

Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday

by Bouvier89 January 3, 2010

Turkey Monday

A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.

Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.

by Turkey Fan #1 March 14, 2016

Happy Monday

A greeting you give someone probably early on on a Monday morning inviting a positive response, touched with a sense of irony, designed to uplift and invoke a sense of joy in what is the first day of a five day week.

Hi Christopher how are you? How was your weekend? Happy Monday Mark! Weekend went well thanks.

by two blonds August 5, 2017

Menace Monday

the only day of the week where you can be a menace to anyone without permission or reason.

p1: *punches p2 in the shoulder*
p2: bro what the hell is wrong with you?
p1: its menace monday!
p2: oh fuck i forgot

by Switch Boi November 29, 2021

St. Monday

The act of taking Monday off from work/class because you got crunk so hard over the weekend that you couldn't recover in time. The joke is that you're celebrating "St Monday's Day" and so you can't come to work.

The term actually dates back to pre-revolutionary America. Benjamin Franklin makes fun of his co-workers for taking a large number of "Saint Mondays" in "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin".

"This, and my being esteem'd a pretty good riggite, that is, a jocular verbal satirist, supported my consequence in the society. My constant attendance (I never making a St. Monday) recommended me to the master; and my uncommon quickness at composing occasioned my being put upon all work of dispatch, which was generally better paid. So I went on now very agreeably."

-The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin

by Cosmo July 17, 2006

Titty Flash Monday

The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice

"Oh my God, it's Titty Flash Monday again! I'm so totally flash my boobs at the coffee shop today!"

by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014

Cyber Monday

The Monday after Thanksgiving Day, when online retailers keep the Black Friday-like bullshit going by constantly bombarding our e-mail inboxes and facebook statuses with annoying-ass ads to buy their products on our employers' time.

These companies apparently don't realize their tactics actually have the reverse effect and that many of us are actually out deer hunting on this day and are carrying loaded .30-06 (thirty-aught-six) rifles.

If I get one more Cyber Monday e-mail today from company X I'm gonna blow my fucking laptop up!

by dookeyboy December 1, 2010