secret mustache

The Biggest Mustache but it his hidden in the bear flesh.

Hey Look Nick Farnworth Has Got A secret mustache and cambell bischop is crying waaaaaaaaaa

by Chris 10T3 October 27, 2007

mustache month

May.

The month.

May is mustache month.

by mustachemonth April 30, 2008

Mustache March

The cousin to the infamous no-shave-november, Mustache March is the month of the year in which men are required to grow out a mustache of some sort. The Standalone is the most acceptable mustache of march, but mustaches such as the French Mustache and The Handlebar Mustache are also very nice to see in Mustache March.

Chuck: "Man i was flirting with this girl today and she just totally blew me off. i think it is because of this stupid mustache i have been growing to proove my man hood... i hate mustache march"

by guppietoe December 23, 2009

finger mustache

what you do when you see someone you don't want to see; a fake mustache, using your finger.

"Shit, there's Bob! I'm gonna do a finger mustache, so he doesn't recognize me!"

by Clarice54354 February 19, 2009

norweigan mustache

before banging your girlfriends fish muffin you trim your pubes and ass hair but keep it in your hand as you rip her a new one. as your about to explode grab her head and put her face next to your twig and berries. let that sucker go and get the man-goo above her upper lip in your preferred mustache form (fu-man-chu, handlebar, etc). then as quickly as possible flick her saddle bags to catch her off guard and sprinkle your thicket of pubes on her jizz lip. and wha-la! a norweigan mustache

guy 1: god man my balls itch really bad!
guy2: that sucks. why?
guy 1: oh i gave my girl a norweigan mustache last night
guy 2: you should try a hot carl next time

by antoine dodson is gay October 10, 2010

Ironic Mustache

Currently sported by the Hipster, the Ironic Mustache resembles that of a Wild West Bartender. Large and long, it starts out thick then tapers down to curled, pointy, rounded, waxed tips. The Ironic Mustache can stand alone or be accompanied by a burly beard. Look for one, they're currently all around you...

Yuppie- "Hey, what's up with that dude over there with the crazy mustache?"

Yuppie's friend- "Oh that's a Hipster and that's actually called an Ironic Mustache!"

See great examples of an Ironic Mustache in the Hipster video "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube.

by Brian Thoryk January 28, 2013

hitler mustache

When someone sticks their finger in their ass, and wipes the fecal matter left on their finger, across a sleeping friend's upper lip. Leaving them with a hitler stache.

Man, Joe gave me a hitler mustache last night while I was sleeping.

by Biw Black December 10, 2008