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miley cyrus 

Real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus.

What every 12 through 15 year old girl talks about aside from High School Musical.

Another female singer who obtained fame through the Disney Channel, and thus, starting her career of being totally manipulated by them. She, like all the rest, will let this fame go to her head, until the Disney Channel gets another girl victim and boots her out at the age of 25 or until she looks too old to play a 15-16 year old on television.

She will then begin to spiral downhill when she is released from the Disney Channel, only to act/look like a skank.

Trust me. It'll happen eventually.
If you don't believe me, refer to Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Vanessa Hudgens is already on her way.

I was hoping that Miley Cyrus would turn out differently, but alas, that was ruined due to that pregnancy controversy.

miley cyrus by gunslingergirlvy_c_e February 18, 2008
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Miley Cyrus 

A ratchet white bitch who thinks she's hot shit. She's a whore who thinks saying, "only God can judge us" justifies twerking and swinging on balls. She's talentless shit, basically. She's like the female-version of Lil Wayne when she opens her bitch mouth and starts yelping with that raspy ass voice. She has a flat ass and a flat chest. Seriously, like, I know SEVENTH graders with bigger boobs than her. She's delusional, bi-polar, etc. Can someone please take her out?
Ratchet white bitch (aka Miley Cyrus): "Only God can judge us..."
Me: "And bitch, do you know what God would say to you? Probably something like what the rest of us are saying."

Milky sauce 

I left my milky sauce all over my girl's face.
Milky sauce by Big Bad Bob May 16, 2006

Milky milkshake 

A delicious treat and a AMAZING song by smosh (Anthony Padilla and Ian hecox)
Are you dancing with your milky milkshake?
Milky milkshake by Addicted2SMOSH February 20, 2012

synth x milky 

The shipping of synth and eemilky.
wow i totally ship synth x milky they are soooo right for each other
synth x milky by Neocynical February 2, 2021

Mally Wop 

to get beat up very badly
You better leave before you get straight Mally Wopped up in here!
Mally Wop by Shahul March 2, 2007

Miley Destiny Hopelessness

A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!