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by Jay Pay June 30, 2008
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MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Mother I'd Like to Frick
Derek's mom is a MILF!
by Mike Wagner September 26, 2004
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Bette Midler

One of the guitars belonging to Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT, Bette is a USA Workshop Series 61 South. She's adored by the fans and was used in MGMT's first tour, which began in 2008. Bette was also used in the latter part of the 2010 Congratulations tour.
Fan 1: Look, it's Andrew and Bette Midler!
Fan 2: How attractive!
Fan 1: Yeah, and Andrew's looking nice too.
by ilovemusic:) November 4, 2010
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Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.
From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.
by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008
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Milf crush

When a middle-aged woman finds herself inappropriately enamoured with someone half her age.
Sweetie, I think I'm having a bit of a Tegan and Sara/Chace Crawford Milf crush.
by Kiki Salon April 11, 2009
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MILF

acronym for M.other I.'d L.ike to F.uck.

In other words, a hot woman with kids. But a misconception with Milfs is that they don't necessarily have to be mothers. The Milf is also a fetish of good looking older/middle aged women generally in their mid 30's to mid 40's, but don't necessarily have to be mothers. The reason for the fetish is that they are very sexually experienced, but at the same time, not old and dried up, still some pussy juice left in the tank if you will.
Jew Guy: Sara Palin is a milf!

Jew Guy 2: True nuff, she has 2 kids right?

Jew Guy: I don't know, I know she has at least one, but even if she didn't have any, she'd still be qualified as a milf.

Jew Guy 2: Hey dumb a**, MILF stands for MOTHER I'd like to FUCK!! Not Woman I'd like to fuck, you dirty kike.

Jew Guy: Listen here you dreidle spinning menorah lighting yeast eating jewish SOB, let me educate you. a hot mother would be considered a milf of course, but milfs don't have to be mothers to be milfs. They have to be in the general age range of a housewife, mid 30's to mid 40's, sometimes into the early 50's if the bitch has enough botox.

Jew Guy 2: You're still a jew...
by Stinkmeanor561 December 19, 2008
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Midland

A dry, desert place in Texas that is big on oil. Has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. Big on sports. But it is by far not a rural place. It is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.
Crih: Hey, you want to hang out at my place or the mall today?

Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?

Crih: Idk...

Hsu: Yep, thats Midland
by Laniqua y Chonquique June 16, 2011
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