MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

micro-microwave

A very tiny microwave that can be put in your pocket, so you can cook anything

Hey, can you give me the Micro-microwave that is in your pocket, so I can cook the tiny stake?

by IDontHaveAnyIdeasForNames October 16, 2023

Micro Book

booklet.

it's just booklet. (it's just micro book.)

by PretaxEmu87 December 6, 2019

Micro Nips

Smaller than normal sized nipples usually resulting in someone commenting on how small their nipples are.

Have you seen Archie Andrews micro nips?!

by asshole25 August 11, 2018

Micro

The little shit stain that moans when he wipes his ass and wants to have sex with Joey (from dkoldies) bro digs in his ass crack for crumbs to eat, probably shits his pants to talk to his discord kitten all day, and gets absolutely no bitches 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Note: fuck you micro -DKcocksocks

Hey Jim have you seen the new micro comment
Is it the one that goes "y'all suck🤢🤢🤮🤮"?
Yeah! Spot on
The morel of the story is fuck micro

by Omega virgin September 4, 2022