Minecraft

A Highly Addictive Drug Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started Dying Out Because a New drug was Created called

Fortnite. It allows your Creativity to run Wild and Higher than A Jamaican dude.
Became a widely used drug in 2019
Because someone modified it.

Tim: Bro Wtf why are you playing Minecraft? That Game is Dead.
Carlos: Why are you playing fortnite?
That game is Overrated.
Tim: Alright Give me a A Controller, Let's Hop on Our Old Worlds.

by Stealtynoob May 7, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!

Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever invented and if you dont play your just broke lol

Billy the cool kid: hey tom do you play minecraft
Tom: no i dont like it
Billy the cool kid: your so gay and broke dude....

by G4YM3R October 12, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

Overlord: Hey guys... Minecraft!!

Primitive underlings: Ooga Booga!

by Cartography, the wise May 18, 2019

minecraft

some good shit (weed)

hey kyle pass the minecraft

by yeetieskeetie August 30, 2019

Minecraft

The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.

Person 1: hey wanna play fortnite?
person2: EW FUCK OFF WITH THAT DEAD CRAP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Yee Yee bruh October 16, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever. You disrespect you die.

No example needed for Minecraft

by U mum gea April 29, 2019