meteorologist motion law

The meteorologist motion law is said to be the defining definition of all life forms on the planet meaning the definition of life as we know it

Lobotomite: #1, Hello fellow human have you already heard of the meteorologist motion law?

Lobotomite: #2 yes I have fellow human I think that such word means the meaning of life.

by Fellowhuman:( November 29, 2022

Gyno-Meteorologist

1. Made up profession that studies how weather patterns impact the female reproductive system.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.

Stranger: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I’m a Gyno-Meteorologist
Stranger: ...

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022

memeory bank

Your meme folder

"Damn, Daniel... where'd you get that dope meme?"
Daniel: It's stored in my memeory bank

by Eatshitforbreakfast July 24, 2016

meter burn

Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.

*Man does 500kg deadlift

Bro in the gym: Meter burn!

by Super Astronaut August 16, 2017

memeorize

To turn something into a meme.

I just memeorized that picture of you dancing on the bar!

by donovanji August 16, 2018

Metroracist

Term for your friends that you chill with and are actually really cool with and you’ve known for a long time, but at the end of the day vote for people who’s policies fuck over minorities

Black guy says: "Johnny is my homie, we play beer die, watch football, help each other with assigments all the time. But he voted for Trump so he's a metroracist."

by sickinlove June 5, 2020