Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014

messy picnic

When someone loses their chicken in a deep vagina they are forced to fish it out with their tongue

Damn girl you got a "messy picnic" let me get that for you!

by WaffleWaxer January 29, 2014

meaty snapper

A woman with thick labia and a huge pussyhole

Friend 1: how was your date last night
Friend 2: i fucked her but man Melissa had a meaty snapper

by kryptkicker5 March 28, 2016

MessyJessy

Really good sloppy head from a white girl.

That one girl from the club put that MessyJessy on me.

by Messy_Jessy March 31, 2016

misty freckles

When a person gets a wet fart in the face.

After I finished fucking him in the ass, I went down to eat his ass butt he farted and gave me a misty freckles

by Jboi92 May 18, 2016

Meaty Swangers

Big ol' floppy tittays.

Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!

by TheAngryDrunk November 29, 2016

Misty Potato

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by

I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato

by GenWT January 26, 2017