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Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead
by slickhonkie October 12, 2012
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harshing my melon

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a straightedge brings down your elated feelings while high.
Dude, you're really harshing my melon.
by Dan The Melon March 7, 2016
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crop top melon head mexican child

dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child
7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad
by aige June 10, 2021
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mellonball

That chick was so 3< I had to mellonball her!
by dbrbuck November 14, 2007
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Melon Plucker

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
by skello_nig July 25, 2010
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Melon Time

by SheepieJack May 29, 2016
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sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
Brad preformed the sloppy melon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
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