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melon picker

a person usually who has just crossed the border by hopping a fence or digging a long underground tunnel. most like mexican or some form of hispanic spic. these are the people who work for 50 cents an hour either landscaping or picking fruit hence the name "melon picker". most melon pickers never bother to learn english but instead make america adjust to their way of life.
the person blowing leaves in your neighborhood park who whether you tell them to keep going or stop will say
"ahhh si senor" and blow leaves at you. then you can call them a goddamn melon picker
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Melon farmer

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen
Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas
by estythebesty November 12, 2009
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Melon Farmer

Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.
Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.
by Kabou June 6, 2010
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French Melon

A sex move where as a woman is giving a man oral sex, the man holds a watermelon over her head. Then, while the man is climaxing, he simultaneously smashes the watermelon on her head.
Paige was covered in watermelon juice after she gave Tommy a French Melon.
by Señor Dumas September 8, 2013
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Melon Keg

When you put a whole in a melon and fill it with a type of alcohol, you then proceed to drink from the melon.
Geff: Hey, Robert! How was the party last night?

Robert: It was awesome! We made a melon keg!
by Epiclulz487 June 7, 2009
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Ellen With The Melons

A common nickname given to people with the first name ellen who have large breasts.
This is usually an affectionate term but can be used as an offensive term.
''ellen nice leopard print bra''
''thats why they call me ellen with the melons''
by PressurePRE October 30, 2012
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Melon Party

A gay orgy involving old fat/obese men
"My dad invited his friends over and had a melon party while i was watching"
by that_one_melon_guy May 14, 2019
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