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melissa tank

One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.
spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank
by Benamin February 14, 2009
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The Melissa virus

1999 crashed a load of pc's using a strategic placed program in the main software of you pc modifacations and screen aps.
The Melissa virus is the cause of many thousands to hundreds of thousands of damage to peoples computers.

The Melissa virus was produced via web design and exploded in 1999.
by 11's00'stellItall April 26, 2010
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melissa cofer

by Nwe boo June 28, 2019
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melissa dunn

Melissa dunn is the definition of a fuckface, someone you instantly want to fucking punch, Melissa dunns are annoying squeaky and remind you of Kane larkins so basically if you want to find the worst insult ever you've found it here #melissa dunn
by Hynik November 7, 2015
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Pull a Melissa

To make plans with one's friends and cancel last minute. Reasons to cancel include falling asleep, being too tired, or getting stoned and not responding to texts or calls.
It should be a fun night, hopefully she doesn't pull a Melissa!
by JunJunJenn92 February 3, 2014
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Melissa Butler

Biggest beaut known by mankind, is very loyal and has been through the works, deserves only the best of the best with everything she’s been through, very small & annoying though at times. We all need / know a Melissa
I love Melissa butler she’s peng abit
by Madzer adzer 20 October 17, 2018
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Jack and melissa

The strongest couple ever. They are so in love and will take any challenge. Kissing snogging touching ect. They are deeply in love! ❤️❤️❤️
OMG they are so doing a Jack and Melissa
by A matchmaker June 21, 2017
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