medication-cautions letdown

Da feeling of "deflated" disappointment dat you invariably feel after watching an upbeat ad about a new pharmaceutical-breakthrough product and gleefully think dat maybe you should try it, only to then be bombarded with a ton of "this medication can be dangerous or fatal in certain instances" revelations at da end, and you therefore begin having serious second thoughts regarding said wonder-drug because one or more of da circumstances dat they mention most certainly WOULD apply to you.

What good is a prescription drug if it's so dangerous for people of weaker physique to take it??? Talk about a medication-cautions letdown --- da less-robust folks in da population are often the very people who most-greatly NEED medical help --- anyone who would be strong/healthy enough to risk taking said potentially-super-hazardous medication wouldn't likely need it in da first place!

by QuacksO November 29, 2021

medic fucker

Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.

Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover

Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"

1: Ey, medic fucker!
2: Bro what the fuck, I'm Jewish
1: Thats the point.

by trashieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2022

over-the-counter medication

Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

by QuacksO November 3, 2023

medical kidnapping

Holding someone in a mental institution

They putting you in Therapy is not medical kidnapping

by 459395 April 4, 2023

Medical Pediatrics

Medical Pediatrics. In the state of the South carolina. Jasper County, City of Ridgeland, City of Hardeeville & County of Jasper. These are the Doctor's by the name and positions. Named

Dr. Jantana Vuthiganon, MD & Dr. Chatchaval Vuthiganon, MD. By Medicine & Appointments in the General Family Medicine Hospital. As a Medical University in the Medicine Practice. from the Dept of the u.s. foreign affairs. United States of America. Department of Medicine.

Medical Pediatrics for Jasper County. In the state of south carolina. County of Jasper, City of Ridgeland and City of Hardeeville. In the town of Robertville. state of south carolina. the Patient name Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson. Born in the, Medical University of South Carolina. the veteran child not a cadet. u.s. Military Brat. Son of the u.s

military spouse and the grandson of the u.s. servicemember called u.s. army, sergeant major. Department of the united states veteran affairs, Department of the u.s. army and Dept of Defense

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC January 9, 2023

Is Soma 350mg a prescription-only medication?

Is Soma 350mg a prescription-only medication?

Is Soma 350mg a prescription-only medication?

by ammyjackson April 25, 2025

Medical billing

The process of billing insurance, worker's compensation, or patients for medical services rendered. Involves a lot of red tape required by HIPAA laws and insurance company policies and an unconscionable number of forms.

My boss thinks that medical billing is the same as accounting.

by Simmaniac September 22, 2019