Meaningful One Night Relationship

A nice way of saying you're going to have sex with someone and never see them again.

Mostly used by girls

"All I want tonight is a meaningful one night relationship"

by your mom March 10, 2003

The meaning of life

1)Something good to dwell on when depressed.
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)

1)F**king hell, I shouldn't have done that last night.... F**k it, what's the meaning of life.
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future

by Jonno8825 January 1, 2009

nice meeting you

Something you say when you depart from someone you've just met. Unnecessary if you met a major asshole, bastard, or a bitch.

Kate: Heya, what's your name?
Mike: Mike. What's yours?
Kate: Kate.
Mike: Kay bye, nice meeting you.
Kate: Yeah, you too. Take care.

Mike: Hey, what's your name?
Major Asshole: Major Asshole! You little turd.
Mike: Kay bye.
Asshole: Yeah, bye, you faerie.

by someone took my name =| May 1, 2006

the meaning of life

a mean but funny little game to play with someone.

Girl A: Let me tell you the meaning of life.
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!

by Angelacia October 15, 2007

mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

Melting roommate

A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.

P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."

by calvinke November 4, 2010